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Germ Monsters Do Not Fight Fair

Posted on October 16, 2020 at 12:10 AM

PIP DON’T LIKE VIRUS! IT IS NO GOOD! WASH YOUR HANDS, PEOPLE! DO NOT BE CRAZY! PIP IS NOT CRAZY! PIP IS HAPPY THAT HIS AMELIA IS HOME MUCH OF THE TIME. THAT IS GOOD. ONE TIME, PIP’S FRIEND WALLY IS DOING SCHOOL RIGHT IN THE VERY KITCHEN OF OUR PERFECT HOUSE! YEP! HE WAS! WALLY TALKS TO HIS SLEEPY STUDENTS RIGHT IN OUR VERY KITCHEN AND TINY STUDENTS ON THE COMPUTER ARE LISTENING TO HIM, MANY TINY STUDENTS IN SQUARES ALL OVER THE COMPUTER. IT WAS NOT NORMAL, PIP DIDN’T THINK. AND WALLY SAYS TO PIP AND TEDDY TO BE QUIET, PLEASE! DO NOT DO LOUD GUINEA PIG STUFF OR ESPECIALLY NOT WORDS WHEN HE IS DOING THIS THING FOR HIS COLLEGE KIDS. THEY NEED TO LEARN ABOUT ECONOMICS SOME MORE, AND THEY WILL NOT PAY ATTENTION IF THEY HEAR US SUPERSTARS GOING ON BEHIND HIM. SO NO SIRENS OR BIG WHOOPS OR ANYTHING ELSE FUN. PIP DID A BIG SIREN ANYWAY (TEE HEE!) AND THEN WALLY MOVED HIS COMPUTER-CLASS FULL OF TINY SQUARE PEOPLE TO ANOTHER PLACE INSTEAD. TEE HEE! PIP CAN STILL HAVE FUN EVEN WHEN TIMES ARE WORST. TRY TO HAVE FUN BUT NOT THE KIND WHERE YOU MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD OR GET SICK. THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF, PEOPLE. LISTEN TO PIP. PIP WILL SAVE THE DAY, BUT PIP CANNOT FIGHT THE TINY GERM MONSTERS, LIKE TEDDY SAID. THEY ARE VERY SMALL, AND THEY DO NOT FIGHT FAIR. THE END. BE SAFE. WASH YOUR HANDS. DO NOT COUGH ON PEOPLE. THE END.

 

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