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NO BITING!

Posted on April 18, 2020 at 12:55 AM

PIP IS TALKING NOW! HE DON’T HAVE MUCH TO SAY EXCEPT WALLY AND AMELIA ARE HOME ALL THE TIME AND THAT IS NOT BAD! PIP LIKES IT! ALWAYS WE ARE TOGETHER AND ALL BEST FRIENDS TOGETHER IS THE BEST OF TIMES! PIP IS WRITING HIT SINGLES AND NO ONE THINKS THAT IS NOT OKAY.

 

 

HERE ARE THINGS PIP WILL SAY ABOUT THE TIMES THAT ARE NOW. YOU CAN MAKE THEM BETTER TIMES BY NOT BITING ANYONE. NO BITING. NO DROPPING HAY ON ANYONE, EVEN IF IT WOULD BE FUNNY. DON’T DO IT. PIP KNOWS THAT THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. DO NOT MAKE A MESS EVEN IF IT WOULD BE FUNNY. DO NOT TEASE OR POKE ANYONE. DO NOT BITE. ANYONE. DO NOT SCREAM VERY MUCH. DO NOT SAY LOUD THINGS THAT MAKE PEOPLE SCARED OUT OF THEIR HEADS. PIP DON’T KNOW WHY NOT, BUT PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE THAT. VERY MUCH. TEDDY GETS GRUMPY ABOUT THAT STUFF. DO NOT SNEAK UP ON FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND SAY THE WORD OF BOO REALLY LOUD. OKAY? OKAY. BE MORE QUIET AND LESS LOUD. TAKE NAPS WHEN YOU NEED TO AND DO NOT SQUEAL OR WHEEK REAL LOUD WHEN IT IS STILL DARKLY OUTSIDE. EAT ALL YOUR VEGGIES AND DO NOT TELL YOUR MOM JANE OR DAD DAN THAT DINNER IS NO GOOD. OR EAT ONLY CANDY FOR DINNERS. THAT IS NOT OKAY. EAT LOTS OF VEGGIES, KIDS. PIP IS WARNING YOU.

 

 

MAYBE YOU ARE A ROCK STAR, LIKE PIP. WRITE SOME SONGS AND SEE IF YOU ARE. DO NOT SCREAM THEM LOUDLY, BUT SING THEM QUIETLY. THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE PREFER. FOR SOME REASON.

 

 

THAT IS ALL, PEOPLE. BE GOOD. BE NICE. NO BITING. NO SCREAMING.

 

 

PIP IS BUSY NOW WITH HIS ROCKING AND ROLLING, SO I NEED TO STOP BLOGGING.

 

 

THE END.

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