Fun with Teddy and Pip
 
(PIP AND TEDDY!)

Hello friends! Teddy speaking to you into a thing called recorder that wil turn into another thing called blog. To me blog sounds no good, it sounds like a sound a squishy frog might make, or maybe a hippo. But the humans say it is a good thing after all. It will put my words on the computer for the fans and friends to read and I am all for that. Pip and me will take turns doing this thing and I am first because I am the most reasonable. Pip is crazy more than half of the time and will say things that are bad manners probably. The human will need to do a thing called 'edit' so he does not hurt any or many feelings.

So I can talk about what I want today and I will talk about my favorite things with you. Eating is a favorite thing and maybe it is for you, too. I like food very much. Veggies are the best and all of you kids should eat them, too. I do not think kids eat enough of that good stuff. I like veggies so much that hearing them, smelling them and most surely seeing them makes me wheek with happy feelings, or impatient sometimes. Do you do that too? I have not heard Molly Jane wheek about veggies but sometimes she jumps up and down about things called cookies or other snacks.

I like to chew on things. Do you? Some things are best to chew and others not as much. Molly Jane's school papers are much fun to chew but she does not think it is a good idea sometimes. Also, not Amelia's books or shopping lists. Or Wally's school papers from his college students. Pieces of wood shaped like carrots from the pet store are no fun to chew. I do not know why they give those things in the bag of hay and think it is a treat. Pip and me ignore those things. They are not fun. Cardboard is a fun thing to chew. Molly Jane's bird chews on almost anything and that is not polite, I don't think. I will not say more about that bird because it wil probably turn into bad manners.

Toenail trimming is not a day of happy times for guinea pigs. We do not like that and think our toenails are our own business. Humans like to trim them and sometimes there is unhappy screaming at them for that. I do not want to talk about that anymore.

Brushing is a favorite thing. There is a brush in our lives decorated with a rabbit's head. I do not know why there is that thing on it. We are not rabbits or even close. But that is what is on our brush. I like the brush to chew on but Wally and Amelia do not want me to chew it. I do not like baths so very much, but sometimes I get one anyway. It is best if the friend doing this thing to me wraps me in a warm towel after the bath and makes me warm and then gives me extra treats to make up for this. Plus extra reading and maybe some Beatles.

I very much like watching the show of Carmy and Claire. They are pretty girl guinea pigs who solve crimes. Best of times! Those girls can drive cars and that makes me like them even more.

I like my friends best of all, even Pip.

The end. Have a good day everyone!

Love and wheeks,

Teddy