Fun with Teddy and Pip
 
(PIP AND TEDDY!)

PIP DON’T LIKE VIRUS! IT IS NO GOOD! WASH YOUR HANDS, PEOPLE! DO NOT BE CRAZY! PIP IS NOT CRAZY! PIP IS HAPPY THAT HIS AMELIA IS HOME MUCH OF THE TIME. THAT IS GOOD. ONE TIME, PIP’S FRIEND WALLY IS DOING SCHOOL RIGHT IN THE VERY KITCHEN OF OUR PERFECT HOUSE! YEP! HE WAS! WALLY TALKS TO HIS SLEEPY STUDENTS RIGHT IN OUR VERY KITCHEN AND TINY STUDENTS ON THE COMPUTER ARE LISTENING TO HIM, MANY TINY STUDENTS IN SQUARES ALL OVER THE COMPUTER. IT WAS NOT NORMAL, PIP DIDN’T THINK. ...

PIP IS TALKING NOW! HE DON’T HAVE MUCH TO SAY EXCEPT WALLY AND AMELIA ARE HOME ALL THE TIME AND THAT IS NOT BAD! PIP LIKES IT! ALWAYS WE ARE TOGETHER AND ALL BEST FRIENDS TOGETHER IS THE BEST OF TIMES! PIP IS WRITING HIT SINGLES AND NO ONE THINKS THAT IS NOT OKAY.

HERE ARE THINGS PIP WILL SAY ABOUT THE TIMES THAT ARE NOW. YOU CAN MAKE THEM BETTER TIMES BY NOT BITING ANYONE. NO BITING. NO DROPPING HAY ON ANYONE, EVEN IF IT WOULD BE FUNNY. DON’...

PIP DON’T DO BLOG, BUT HE HAS DONE A HIT SINGLE ABOUT THE HAPPY HOLIDAYS OF CHRISTMASTIME, AND NOW HE WILL SING IT TO YOU! LISTEN!!

Deck the halls with holly jolly

Fa la la la la, la la la la – LA LA!

What even is that thing called holly? (DON’T EAT IT!!!)

Fa la la la la, la la la la - LA LA!

Jolly jolly holly holly

Holly holly jolly jolly!

Fa la la la la, la la la la - LA LA!

F...

Hello friends, fans, and others! Pip here, doing the blog. The writer person says it is time again to do that stuff, so Pip will not say no to that. Not now. Later, he will be busy with rocking and other things. Pip does not have all day to do bloggity-blogging and other stuff like it, so, do not think he will do that all day long. But do not worry because now is the time for that and so, here I go!

Pip don’t know what to say today because it is not the time of Thanksg...

Thanksgiving is a day for food

Thanksgiving is a day for thanks

Thanksgiving is good if you do it like you should

Thanksgiving is a day for friends

Thanksgiving is a day for cooking

Thanksgiving is a day for a mess

The people set up and then clean up too

But kids do not have to do that stuff (or guinea pigs either! Woo hoo!)

Thanksgiving is a day for games

Thanksgiving is a day for football (I guess)...

This blogging is from both Teddy and Pip today because we have a worry in both of our heads right now and it is called turkeys in the yard. Yes, friends, there are those things in our very own yard nowadays and we are not happy about this. It is not the time of Thanksgiving - it is the time of summer, so it is not making sense to us that there are turkeys on our minds and in our very yard.

Turkeys are scary, and their beaks are big BIG BIG! They will eat a guinea pig if y...

THIS IS PIP TALKING AND I WILL SAY TO YOU HUMANS THAT TEDDY IS NOT A ROCK STAR. HE MADE A SONG AND IT IS SOME GOOD, YES, THAT IS TRUE. BUT ONE SONG DOES NOT MEAN ROCK STAR IS HAPPENING. DO NOT BE AFRAID BECAUSE PIP IS STILL ROCKING AND THE HIT SINGLES WILL KEEP COMING! PIP IS NOT THE THING OF JEALOUS BECAUSE PIP DOES NOT DO JEALOUS. SO DO NOT HAVE WORRIES ABOUT THAT TOO OR EITHER. PIP IS ME AND FUN TO BE!

ROCK ON, FANS.

PIP

Today I will tell you the things that are NO GOOD from the clickety Best Friends Club sign-up. If you are not a best friend so far, this will help you to get a double gold star. And that is okay. It is a better thing to know these things about Pip and Teddy instead of thinking wrong things about us and what we like or love. Or do not like one bit.

- Elephants (Scary!)

- Max (NO GOOD! Tee hee!)

- Baths (NO WAY!)

- Tap water (NO GOOD!)

- Buckets (WORST ...

Hello fans, this is Pip speaking. It is time to blog. Maybe it is past time and I am sorry for that. I am a very busy dude, as you surely know, and my words are wanted by many many fans. So listen up and enjoy them when you can get them.

Amelia puts a bird feeding tube outside the window. I do not know why she did that thing, but now little yellow birds always are coming and going and going and coming all the day long. They make the sound only of FWEEEEEP! but do not talk w...

Hello humans! Pip speaking.  It is December and that is the time of Christmas. There was a time, some time ago, when there was no Christmas for Teddy and me. It was the worst of times. Amelia was a Bridezilla but she is done with that for now so I will not speak of it anymore.

Christmas is another time for Pip to be a star because it is a time of music. I have done Christmas songs before and they were hit singles. Here is a new song for you to love.

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Hello to my fans! This is Pip doing the blog blog blog-a-roo. I have been busy busy busy with my rock star life and that is why this thing has not been done. Teddy said to me that it is past time and that means LATE for doing my part.

So here you go, here are my human words for you humans, then you need to let me get back to my music.

Blog blog blog blog blog blog blog.

I don’t l...

I AM PIP AND I AM BLOGGING! READ THIS THING HUMANS, I MEAN IT!

The typing human tells Pip to stop yelling, so I am not yelling anymore. But it is not bad manners, it is helping all humans to hear me better. But I will stop the yelling anyway. Hello human fans and friends! I am Pip. Pip is me. It is fun to say - and fun to be. Pip. Pip pip pip pip. You are not so lucky to have a fun name like me. Sorry humans. But that is the way it is. It is the truth.

I ...